I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO

(Source: lemon-sprinkles)

fool-ofatook:

dreamparticles:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I’M MAKING A LIST

OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE

AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD

I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH! 

No! Not my Birthday cake!

(Source: riddlemetom)

Take a good hard look at this motherfucker.

Do you know who this is?

This is motherfucking Noo-Noo.
And you know what this glorious bastard’s job is?

You know when the fucking Teletubbies make a huge fucking mess in their kitchen when they wanna eat that fucking Tubby custard shit?
Guess who cleans up that Godforsaken stain?

This motherfucker right here.
The fucking Teletubbies would be nowhere without this brilliant son of a bitch.

That’s a motherfucking true story.

(Source: oodies)

coughmanic:

OH HELLO

oh dear god

creablog:

Golden Ratio in logo designs

Apple is probably the only company not to use its name in its logo. Despite that, the Apple logo is one of the most recognized corporate symbols in the world.

What’s the secret?

Some of company’s logo artists have infused its logo with some mathematical elegance, with the Golden Ratio or φ.

The golden ratio has been around since at least Euclid and Pythagoras. Fans of the Da Vinci Code should know it too, as Dan Brown has referenced φ several times in his books.

Golden Mean, Golden Section, Divine Proportion are all common names for what is known as the Golden Ratio which is based off the number phi (φ) = 1.61803398874… discovered by Italian Mathematician Fibonacci. Phi (φ) is the ratio between the number sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21 etc. where the next number in the sequence is derived by adding 2 numbers together. So, 1+1 = 2, and 1+2 = 3, 2+3 = 5 and so on. When we divide two sequential numbers i.e. 5/3 = 1.67 and 21/13 = 1.615 the ratio between these numbers soon become very close to φ (1.618).

What’s so amazing about this number?

Some believe that it is the most efficient outcome, the result of natural forces. Whatever you believe, the pervasive appearance of φ in all we see and experience creates a sense of balance, harmony and beauty in the design of all we find in nature.

No wonder the logos, which are made of this procedure seem so elegant and aesthetically pleasing.

Beside the Apple and iCloud logo, inter alia National Geographic’s, Pepsi’s, BP’s and Toyota’s logo also made with using Golden Ratio.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA
It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class,
Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

But, I’ll be there for you, when the spell starts to blow 
I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too